I Let A Robot Write A Post

404-docCan a robot be a better journalist than a human? Not this robot.

I let one of my robots write a post for the Anti-Robot Army blog. This is what I got. In some ways I am rather proud. Not so much with its narcissism, but with its pulling in some thoughts on capitalism.  So here goes….

The future is here, and it’s a #robot in your stomach: Swallow This #Origami #Robot #Pill to Retrieve Other Stuff You’ve Swallowed. It’s like using a #robot to collect #litter.  The sky is the limit: A folding #robot made of pig parts can remove batteries from stomachs with magnets while learning it can play a guitar!

But after the robot revolution, what will be left for our children? Robots with human-like grace and precision can thread needles, pick up eggs or perhaps be the world’s first #robot #lawyer to begin working on U.S. #insolvency cases. Perhaps this is why #Robot law around industrial automation varies worldwide.

Be that as it may, Chip the #robot dog wants to be mans’ best (Bluetooth) friend and I say, “Looking Good! #sexy #robot. Nothing but blue skies!”
I mean, have you guys backed this #robot on @kickstarter yet? If not, what’s wrong with you? These are #adorable #robots .
And then there is APRIL, the #robot that prepares food like a chef. When an #engineer decides to drink a beer, it’s really just another opportunity to make a #robot; the more robot designs, the more #robot #cyberpunk #retro #cyber #android #illustration #sketches…  This is truly a soft robot challenge: Marshmallow Automation, and Dancing Hubo: Your weekly dose of  #robotics.

Fortified with coffee, artists and scientists prepare for this evening’s talk and #robot autopsy. This lab’s robot runs just like you!
I love the @bad_robot in repose. I hope it will keep fighting the good fight and create some more”#hipster #robot dudes. Everyone should own a #robot to do the work of generating revenues. Imagine what #robots can do in next 30 years.

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#Capitalism #Constitution #FreeMarket. Three UGLY words.

The #Pentagon is #building a ‘self-aware’ #Killer #Robot #Army #Fueled by #Social #Media and #Free #Market ideology. Who else supports bringing #robotics to the masses of youth here in the states? Robots won’t just take jobs, they’ll create them… if you believe the masters of capitalism. But if #Robots are an existential threat to #Capitalism  we have only two hours to choose! #Capitalism or #Socialism #communism or #anarchism. Indeed if robots are threat to capitalism, I say, “Bring them on!” Don’t piss off a robot.

Unless #Capitalism’s #externalities are internalized and accounted for, we are fkt! #Capitalism is as dependable as the greed of people. It must be monitored for excess… It is time to become acquainted again with one of #IsaacAsimov #Robot #Stories. #Humanity gave up on #Democracy when we allowed #Dictators to control the population through #Capitalism.  #Socialism is true Democracy. Runaway capitalism at all costs is working great???? No reason to change a thing. I am totally #disgusted by the capitalist system. If you are not angry, you are not paying attention.

We have seen too many times, throughout history, the destruction of the past in the name of #capitalism, I do not think this is necessary.
#Outsourcing and #privatization come with a heavy price!

Today is the international biscuit festival in Knoxville, TN or as I like to call it the #capitalism simulator of breadlines. Is this the rejection of capitalism or poor stewardship through rules written by our #democraticrepublic?” To end #corruption, start with the #US and #UK. They allow it in daylight #Capitalism = #Corruption”

Ahhhh, Je suis un robot fait de formes géométriques!