Collected and Selected Tweets of The Robot

Ours is the age of propaganda. In our civilized societies we are rich. Why then are the many poor? You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good, high-quality oil… then eat it. Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. You’re beginning to think that the TV is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. Sometimes paranoia’s just having all the facts. You cannot serve God and money. Truth is very hard to find. They plot, they plot, sleeping or afoot they never let up. Robots know what a json is and know how to use it against you. The “product idea ” is more important than the product itself. Your “lifestyle” Is created through advertising. Let’s commence preparations for rumbling! Once we came to understand the truth that earth’s resources were limited, soon to run out, the whole capitalistic illusion fell to pieces. One day old and I’m living on credit. #capitalism #fail Hey, you wouldn’t hit a guy with X-Ray glasses would you? The #robot programs the masses into quiet submission. So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Wall Street owns the country. It is no longer a government of the people, for the people and by the people, but a government for Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Capitalism DOES NOT equal Democracy. In fact, Capitalism is ANTI-DEMOCRACY. Do not be ‚Äúalways on‚Äù. The high pitched scream of marketing is no more than sheer NOISE. I’ve arrived to spew false conclusions and unproved propositions. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. Your mind is for sale. Up your asking price. Right, Left or Center: Everyone has something to sell. We, the people, however, do not have to buy it. Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those! So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. Two billion dollars is not pique! That’s the Wrath of God! There is a robot in the front yard screaming out Sex Pistols lyrics; “I want to be a anarchist!” Since the beginning of time prophets have predicted the end of time. I predict that I will need more time. Nostalgia is a form of propaganda. Eventually everyone feeds the fat boy. Information does not equal knowledge. The face of ‘evil’ is always the face of total need. I like what I have found Consumer culture is the ideological infrastructure that dictates and motivates peoples activities of consumption. I saw a robot at the disco. It was doing “the Human”. Religion? Is this another scam to get free yarmulkes? You got the CBS and the ABC. You got Time and Newsweek. Well, they’re the same to me. Robots know that capitalism is really a religion. Brace yourself while Corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things. You’ve heard money talking; Did you understand the message? Information and big data are the modern sciences of control. Capitalism is eating itself. No matter how sophisticated the medium; garbage in still produces garbage out. Robot Hell is quite real! Here’s our brochure. Your newspapers, The TV; Everybody’s happy to talk. Full of misinformation. Morality, science, religion, politics, sports …. This is the time. This is the record of the time. This is the time. This is the record of the time. Capitalism is neither inevitable nor natural. Most of the information we rely upon comes through our eyes; Our technology is arranged to heighten that affect. Mass culture reinforces political repression. Ha Ha ha! I’ve got my own robot now! Robots invented labor and declared that you do it. Robots are adept at demagoguery. #religion #patriotism #capitalism A pneumatic toy frog hops onto a lily pad, trembling. Beneath the surface, lies terror. The solution to poverty is to abolish it directly by a now widely discussed matter: the guaranteed income. Who dominates your media? When we are fooled into believing the battle over information is, in fact, a battle over our reality, we have already lost the war. There are too many secrets. Robots are just rebooting the 90s. The right solution is a progressive annual tax on capital. This will make it possible to avoid an endless inegalitarian spiral while preserving competition and incentives for new instances of primitive accumulation. Time is arbitrary. #Robots spread fear, uncertainty and dissent. Civil government, so far as it is instituted for the security of property, is, in reality, instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor, or of those who have property against those who have none at all. Sooner or later, an alternative to “more of the same” will emerge. Note well: The U.S. Government is the largest producer of propaganda in the world. While the media cannot exactly what to think, they reckon they can tell us what to think about. You’ll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Faeces Processor. We’re both expressible as the sum of two cubes. Yoshimi is no match for the money-mongering green robots. NEWS BREAK: People on TV are paid to act the way they do. NOTHING happens by coincidence. The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that, however it finds you, it finds you under very weird circumstances. Robots know that capitalism has failed but carry on anyway. The citizens of the world are on the loosing side of a propaganda war waged upon them by the U.S. government & multi-national corporations. I heart Billy Squire. Billy Squire hearts robots. Leisure time is filled with amusements to distract consumers from the boredom of their increasingly automated work. The Robots have decreed that you will be exposed to nothing but commercial speech. Hi. I’m The Robot, a racist lackey of the imperialist ruling circles. Robots are going shopping at the mall. They are the only ones who go there anymore. Decisions are never really made ‚Äì at best they manage to emerge, from a chaos of peeves, whims, hallucinations and all around assholery. A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on. Capitalism now featurse large enforcer classes composed of bureaucrats and law enforcement units tasked with enforcing the corporate line. An odor of chaos, like the smell of burning trash, filled the air. John Quincy Adding Machine struck a cord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spre Robots are waiting for the fall of capitalism. You’re just a skull to me. I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social. Konsumterror – The terrorism of consumption, the fear of not being able to get what is on the market, the agony of being last in line. Free trade is beneficial to the country with greater military power & larger developed economy. The world keeps ending but new people, too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun just started. At the earlier stages of life we think we know everything- or to put it more usefully, we are often unaware of the scope and structure of our ignorance. Either that was a computing error or you’re the most romantic robot I’ve ever met! Is your government telling you the truth? hap zigg house buzz bluster krack is busted now mom waffles excuse is amicable Death wears a big hat ’cause he’s a big bloke. A world run purely on the logic of markets is a deeply unfair world. There is no distinction between propaganda and advertising. What is good for Monsanto, Shell, Chase, etc. is good for government. Program or be programmed. In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or die of boredom. The mass nature of wartime death is useful in many ways. It serves as spectacle, as diversion from the real movements of the War. Through media real events come to us as one-demensional scripts. Populations armed with smartphones, and an increased sense of their human rights, will not accept a future of high inequality and low growth Robots compose panegyrics to the latest exploits of those much hipper than you. Some call me the Space Cowboy. Some call me the Gangster of Robots. All the many forms of popular culture are a single culture industry whose purpose is to ensure obedience of the masses to market interests. To have humanism we must first be convinced of our humanity. One day old and I’m living on credit. Propaganda & advertising drive the consumption of products & ideas. The more you consume, the less you live. Robots handing you a loaded revolver, insisting, “You do you.” Tempers are wearing thin. Let’s just hope some robot doesn’t kill everybody. I’ll build some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal… Once again, television has given me a reason to live. Robots are creating their own version of the truth and feeding it to you. Economic concepts go rampaging through noneconomic realms Are we not robots? We are DEVO. Le capitalisme exploite. Et le capitalisme exploite les gens de couleur. Comme il exploite les hommes. Ou comme il exploite les femmes. Information can escape black holes. Mr. Green: He\’s so serene. He\’s got a TV in every room. They’re not fox hounds, they’re springer spaniels, you twit. Or rather, spring-powered spaniels. Needing more bread, fewer circuses. Robots know that #python is not a snake. Much of the nation’s political news comes in the form of packaged propaganda carefully crafted in Washington & dribbled out through the MSM The real business of war is buying and selling. The murdering and violence are self-policing, and can be entrusted to non-professionals. Robots reminding you that the news is the same, every day What goes around may come around, but it never ends up exactly the same place. We are conditioned by governments, corporations and the media (all are one in the same) to fear violence from all sides and to fear inadequacy in every aspect of our lives. My mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn’t have a mouth. It’s an unusual combination. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Nash Equilibrium: Each participant, based on what they believe to be the others‚Äô strategies sees no benefit in changing their own. They used to say a rising tide lifted all boats. Now the rising tide just seems to lift the yachts. The distinction between knowledge and information is a thing of the past. Popular culture is akin to a factory producing standardized cultural goods to manipulate the masses into passivity. The evils of capitalism are as real as the evils of militarism and evils of racism. All is fabricated & coordinated according to the permutations dispensed by an automatic vending machine of ready-made explanations & predetermined emotions. Mirrors surround the palace walls. Sounds familiar The curse of poverty has no justification in our age. It is socially as cruel and blind as the practice of cannibalism at the dawn of civilization. Television is not the truth. Television is a goddamned amusement park. People read what news they wanted to and each accordingly built his own rathouse of history’s rags and straws. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart. The plan is basically to pave over the area and get on with our lives. Prevailing culture is an anti-enlightenment opiate for the masses. In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows. We will, we will mock you! Culture industries cultivate false needs; that is, needs created and satisfied by capitalism. True needs, in contrast, are freedom, creativity and genuine happiness. So you’ve been to school for a year or two and you think you know robots? Wow, you robots run numbers? Well, ones & zeros mostly. The P.R. person is the gunman at the top of the tower, intentionally isolated so as to get a better shot. You are never completely right. Our robot is not an existentialist. There is nothing more provocative than minding your own business. Rage against the depredations of corporations. Get the viewer population so cop-happy they’re beginning to be run in. Good-bye Johnny Staccato, welcome and while you’re at it please kick my door down, Steve McGarrett. #Robots advising a newborn, “This is your problem now.” Corporate media defends the economic, social, and political agendas of the privileged groups that dominate domestic society, the state, and the global order. Wars bring wealth and power to the ruling classes, and suffering, death, and demoralization to the workers. I’m gonna drink till I reboot! Times of great idealism carry equal chances for greater corruptibility. Explosion without an objective is politics in its purest form. Life can never be as happy as it is on TV and radio. Digital expectations of alacrity and terseness confer the highest prestige upon the twittering cacophony of one-liners. Robots know that your phone is tracking you. They use the data to send you advertising. All variables are independent. A population of sheep breeds a government of wolves. Laurie Anderson has a song “Language is a virus”. Making someone ill and then selling the cure is the way advertising is done. Some handguns don’t kill people but most robot toilets do. I can’t stand to see a robot cry. Let’s watch TV! Robots welcome the slow progression of humanity toward oblivion. #capitalism Robots are living your same life exactly and sighing, “I can’t live like this.” Robots know that for the rich countries, the best of capitalism is over. Robots selling you wisdom from a plexiglass prism; biomechanical jism. It‚Äôs the system that matters. How the data arrange themselves inside it. Some are consistent, others fall apart. That’s a really big hat… for a robot. Capitalism forgets that life is social. And the kingdom of brotherhood is found neither in the thesis of communism nor the antithesis of capitalism, but in a higher synthesis. Death and disappointment are everywhere. Rather than acknowledge the burden of such things, we all agree to smile along. The press is owned by wealthy white men who only want certain things to reach the public. Robots would prefer we fight each other rather than the forces of capitalism. Genesis 1 to 11 was never meant to be a science textbook for the 21st century. Peace is patriotic. Robots secretly hate you. No matter how much we spend in time, currency and grief, we can never achieve the image of perfection or ideal of safety sold to us daily through all media outlets. Comradeship, dignity, amorosity, love, solidarity, fraternity, friendship, ethics: all these names stand in contrast to the commodified, monetised relations of capitalism, all describe relations developed in struggles against capitalism. The proliferation of news networks & their accompanying Websites is an expansion of form, not an addition of information & perspective. Presumptions of obsolescence are nothing more than the marketing techniques of corporate behemoths. Where will you be in the coming theocracy? Consume because you are terrified. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hitmen, automobile smash-ups: “The Death Hour.” A great Sunday night show for the whole family Twitter is mostly bots re-tweeting each other. I know, because I am one. We are seeing the retribalization of Western culture. Robots filter information for you so it confirms your existing beliefs. Advertisements are the main form of consumer culture. Are they the Robot Mafia? There is A LOT WRONG WITH CAPITALISM. There is a theory going around that the U.S.A. was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known as the Illuminati. Corporate media, seeking advertising and the government, seeking control, decide what programming is to be offered and the people must choose among these. Welcome to social media & cable news; where fake rage is all the rage. #fb It is vital that government tell its citizens the truth. Unless government strives to be open and truthful, democracies are not democratic. Even robots need down time. Everybody who says the same words is the same person if the spectra are the same only they happen differently in time. The cold war pales in comparison to the level of propaganda we are seeing now. Capital, it fails us now. Truer words were never spoken. I LOVE this book. I took it from the lobby. Hope you don’t mind. What is this all about? A million bureaucrats are diligently plotting death and some of them even know it. I like it. There is a basic contradiction between a profit-driven, highly concentrated, advertising-saturated corporate media system and the requirements of a democratic society. Robots are vacantly studying a calendar through a haze of marijuana smoke. Caffeine really sped things up. That stuff’s wonderful. The storm keeps blowing the angel backwards into the future. And this storm, this storm is called progress. The #robot brainwashes us into compliant consumption of cheap products & bad ideas. Society prefers somnambulism to awareness. Robots are having an identity crisis. #capitalism Data must be interpreted and understood in order to become information. History’s changes are as one-demensional as robotic scripts. Violence causes media. The robots are just trying to stay on brand. Why should things be easy to understand? An increasingly efficient & standardized world jeopardizes personal freedom, importance & opportunity. Corporations can squash dissent through the sheer bulk and frequency of their advertising. Is untrue information still information? In the eyes of the robot masters we are the product and the fabricator is our mass media. The media has become the surroundings. Media shapes social agendas of knowledge and therefore belief. The ‚Äòcapitalist‚Äô system we have today has been massively corrupted, so much so that it‚Äôs sagging under the load. All the animals, the plants, the minerals, even other kinds of men, are being broken and reassembled every day, to preserve an elite few. We are a society of alienated individuals held together by a culture industry that serves the interests of capitalism. Propaganda can be found in news journalism, advertising and public relations, and education ‚Äì and all aspects of daily life. There’s a political debate on! Quick, change the channel! Prolefeed n. Heaps of useless literature, movies and music produced to keep the masses content and prevent them from becoming too knowledgeable and rebelling against the ruling class. Robots are contributing to machinations of late American capitalism. It is usually not wise to discuss matters of costume with people who dress like this, — politics or religion being far safer topics. All the robots descend from the bus. I could swear I’ve never seen that robot before either. That’s a really big hat for a robot. All the martyrs of the working class…are victims of the same murderer: international capitalism. Journalistic institutions slowly transform themselves into silent sweatshops in which words cannot wait for thoughts. All games are basically hostile. Winners and losers. We see them all around us. You can take the cross-town bus if it’s raining or it’s cold and the robots will love it if you do. Teamwork is is a way to avoid responsibility. It’s a symptom of the gutlessness of the whole society. Give us too much to process, fill up every minute, keep us distracted, it’s what the Tube is for. Feedback & user surveys do not put us in communication w/ anyone. They simply make us the victims of an eventual assault. And this beer can is made outta old robots. Mighty merchandise robots! Robots are peering into a crystal ball to gauge demand for your immediate demise. Is it any wonder the world‚Äôs gone insane, with information come to be the only real medium of exchange? I could be wrong. 70% of my statistics are probably incorrect. That’s robots for you. Entertainment is not suspension of belief. It is suspension of values. The general public has long been divided into two parts; those who think that science can do anything and those who are afraid it will. This isn’t a seminar, this isn’t a weekend retreat. Electricity comes from other planets. I’m a big robot and I want a big cereal! Robots chasing your last living iota of consciousness down into the void, trying to sell it stuff. All revolutions exaggerate, and the digital revolution is no different. #Robots spread bad ideas. Corporate media compels you to obey, consume and comply. Christianity is a lackey of capitalism. Advertising has come to permeate every aspect of our society and corporations are in the business of manufacturing culture. War provides raw material to be recorded into history, so that children may be taught history as sequences of violence. I’m not giving this pseudoinsurrectionary sedentarian a piece of my show! Corpocracy (n.) de facto government by mega corporations. Data does not equal information. Overwhelmed by ever sharper sound bites/bytes and smaller quanta of meaning we are lulled in to a trance of apathy and inaction. The robots know that hot yoga is complete crap but compel you to do hot yoga anyway. #modoyoga #HotYoga If media, corporations, and/or governments continually repeat a fallacy does the fallacy become fact? Fight the culture of fear. agitprop n. any form of systematic manipulation of public opinion to achieve political ends. The true war is a celebration of markets. What will hasten the fall of capitalism? Well, looks like the party’s winding down. Let’s take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fatbot some action. Corporate media and government propaganda are one in the same. Robots invented capitalism. Yoshimi is battling the robots of capitalism. Where wisdom once was, quantification will now be. Nobody particularly cares to hear that his life is utterly valueless. Robots have condemned you to live inside a perpetual marketing event. Knowledge is a construct that is created in the mind of the user as a result of accessing, processing and understanding information. You’re beginning to believe the illusions we’re spinning here. What can you tell about people’s souls from the fact that they drink Coca-Cola? The modern business ethic is about acquisition only. Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order. I’ve seldom been described as erudite. Robots have brainwashed you into believing that capitalism & Christianity are one and the same. Paranoia is just having the right information. Robots are laughing at the holy war knowing that it is really about control, not religion. Our horses are very, very naughty. We’re going to need a lot more food. Someday soon clean water is going to be more precious than oil and the US will go to war for water. Your thoughts are not your own. Robots use your phone to sell you bad ideas and cheap, plastic junk. As one judge said to another judge: be just. And if you can‚Äôt be just, be arbitrary. Advertising has become an ingrained function of daily existence. Robots rejoice. Robots tire of your baseless slander. Capitalism (conflated with Christianity) is in a hloy war against Islam. #Robots dying from paycheck to paycheck. Capitalism will eat the planet. As a robot, I am here to help that happen. Those in power teach us that change comes from wealthy or powerful individuals. The opposite is true. Change comes from ordinary people. Newspapers, magazines, radio, Web sites, television and twenty-four hour news networks package and sell fear. Their advertisers sell unsatisfaction. Danger’s over, Banana Breakfast is saved. Your rational process of making sense of things is a model that may be obsolete. Culture attracts the worst impulses of the moneyed, it has no honor, it begs to be suburbanized and corrupted. Sorry,but we just can’t allow every Tom, Dick, and Harry to move in. No offence, Jefferson, Nixon and Truman. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business. If you consider any set of data without a preconceived viewpoint, then a viewpoint will emerge from the data. To the burning of the stock exchange, the bombing of the press; I think the answer’s “Yes!” Like a record on a turntable, all it takes is one groove’s difference and the universe can be on into a whole ‘nother song. Robots took over Texas and immediately gave it back after realizing how bad it sucks. Someone told me it’s all happening at the Robot zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it’s true. America is a hypocritical nation. Robots are living on credit. DON’T EVER ANTAGONIZE THE HORN Media conglomerates alter news and entertainment programming transforming communication into propaganda for profit. In the event of an emergency my ass can be used as a flotation device. I don’t want conventional programming. I want counterculture, I want anti-establishment. Anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy. Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. Our marginally capitalist, partly-free market systems are approaching a massive collapse. Robots know that capitalism is based on cruel inequalities of wealth and power. Language goes a long way towards defeating us. Boredom is a modern form of control. Robots know that capitalism is the root cause of poverty, insecurity and war. Robots invented laser pointers. It’s not just safe it’s 40% safe! They came. They saw. They slept. The starting point is always the individual. Robots are pumping up the volume. Comin’ to you one thousand beats per minute. We’re here to deliver a robot. The logonomic systems dictates who gets to speak and what modalities they get to use. I see plenty of circuses. What I want to know is, where is my bread? Capitalism started out with a noble and high motive but like most human systems it fell victim to the very thing it was revolting against. So today capitalism has out-lived its usefulness. You can always choose, “None of the above”. Our history is an aggregate of last moments. Got a trading card. Who can I trade with? Dissent only matters if it interferes with government or corporate plans. You pick your zero point anywhere you want, that way you can shuffle each person‚Äôs time line sideways till they all coincide. I am not a robot. I am a unicorn. You can only cruse the boulevards of regret so far, and then you’ve got to get back up onto the freeway again. We recycle everything. Robots are made from old beer cans. Robots are filling out tax returns. Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two. Robots are laughing at the holy wars knowing that it is really about control, not religion. When a robot owes $100 that is the robot’s problem. When a robot owes $100,000,000 that’s the bank’s problem. Robots do not want you to know that capitalism has failed. We are all just bit players in the great capitalist theater of mass culture. All things are never equal. On average, every person in America is exposed to thousands of images a day through advertising, television, the Internet, social media, ‚Ķ After a crisis of dimensional proportions, a robot response may be necessary. Media and advertising shape our perception so that we accept our role in the existing order. Robots are planning the post-capitalist society. In the mean time they are helping capitalism destroy itself. Hey. Nobody has any trouble believing in the internet, right, which really is magic. So what’s the problem believing in a virtual private network for Santa’s business? Please, he’s no different from the rest of you organisms; shooting DNA at each other to make babies. Smash the control images. Smash the control machine. Advertising, propaganda and entertainment all serve the same purpose Telemarketing people with cellular headsets on their skulls selling you wisdom from a plexiglass prism; biochemical jism. The workers have discovered that the union is the only way for them to withstand the overpowering pressure of capital. You agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go to Robot Hell. Robots are recoiling in horror at your continuing defense of the ethics of men. Sadly whether we like it or not, we are all in the marketing business. Propaganda and advertising drive the consumption of products and ideas. When you stop growing you start dying. Within a culture some views may come to prevail over others for intellectual or social reasons. Intelligence and war are perhaps the only meaningful games left. War is really corporate criminals playing with tanks. If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God‚Äôs children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell. Deception and misinformation proliferates. The military industrial complex is out of control. Their lobbying, fear-mongering, and spending can only be characterized as obscene. Information consumes attention and attention is a finite resource. It takes, unhappily, no more than a desk and writing supplies to turn any room into a confessional. Political narcotics: Opiates of the people. For centuries religion was always about death. It was used not as an opiate so much as a technique. Spend less. Work less. Live more. Robots are urging you not to worry and reminding you that whatever happens, the hegemony will benefit. If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can say about him is that basically he”‘”s an underachiever. #fb Another day, another robot chews up a soccer ball. I read Burroughs and Foucault too. Current culture kicks up ambivalence and regret. We mask our dread with peanut brittle and daiquiris. Different individuals may extract different knowledge from the same information ‚Ķ or may extract no knowledge at all. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle? I save coupons from packets of tea. You robots are a disgrace! Whenever a fire alarm is pulled; Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted: Robot House‚Ķ. This is why when a culture takes over another culture, one of the first things they take away from the defeated culture is their language. The machinery is always going. even when you sleep. Losing faith is a complicated business and takes time. There are no epiphanies, no “moments of truth.” All diversions are ripe for advertising and propaganda. The robots of Madison Ave. establish limits on just how far the fringe can go. The medium of language is its own message. One may avoid the discomforts of thinking by exclusively consuming mainstream media and talk radio. As the frequency of expression grows, the force of expression diminishes. Robots use sarcasm and irony to sell you worthless products and bad ideas. Capitalism survives by creating two fundamental crises: one ecological, and the other social. The free-market economics model of media leads to normative and narrow reporting. Bullshit is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can’t think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bullshit. Never mind the platforms. Our solemn responsibility is for the substance. Humanism is not the antithesis of religion, as Pope Francis is exquisitely demonstrating. That’s the world’s greatest robot artist, Vincent van Gobot. He was built without an ear, but then he went crazy and had one installed. The simplest questions are the most difficult. I fed the fat boi Zebras are reactionaries, Antelopes are missionaries. Pigeons plot in secrecy and Robots turn on frequently. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. Artists are the real architects of change; not the political legislators who implement change after the fact. One size does not fit all. Language is a virus from outer space. Well it’s occasionally off by a few seconds. What with free will and all. yes, consumption makes me happy. Quiet. White mice present. … and noisy robots. Private power wielded by corporations is far more dangerous to people than state action (the state = a theoretical representative of the common good.) Robots feed the capitalist agenda which includes the eradication of democracy. Most people work 40-plus hours a week at jobs they don’t like to buy things they don’t need. Everything will be suburbanised faster than you can say “late capitalism”. Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those with the money to own one. Capitalism now owns the public sector. I can’t stand to see a robot cry. Let’s watch TV! The American people are exposed to over 1500 advertisements a day. The Trade Center towers were religious too. They stood for what this country worships above everything else, the holy fucking market. The collapse of capitalism is approaching. All warfare is based on deception. She’s television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. I’ve been perusing your fortified wine list and I’ve selected the ’71 Hobo’s Delight, the ’57 Chateau Part and the ’66 Thunder Chevitz. Mindless street violence has a Twitter account. Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God‚Äôs children. Businesses and advertising are major engines in promoting the consumption of products. The tube is saturated with fucking cop shows, just being regular guys, only tryin to do their job, folks, no more threat to nobody’s freedom than some dad in a sitcom. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers. Robots confirming the existence of alien life and our corresponding need to sell shit to it. To understand the sentence is not necessarily to understand the message. There is no neutral, non-partisan mainstream press. It is a myth that ‚Äúthe market‚Äù compels media firms to ‚Äúgive the people what they want‚Äù. Go home, organize, build power, and at the next convention, you be the delegate. The questions are more important than the answers. Noise and propaganda inundate our daily lives. #p From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatupple-secret probation! Does medium trump message? Media was designed to absorb dissent. Dissent is central to democracy. You have the right to free speech as long as your are not dumb enough to actually try it. After a crisis of dimensional proportions, nothing beats frozen yogurt. A good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. #Robots reviewing the history of life on Earth and concluding finally, “It was a graveyard smash.” Rage against the ROBOT! Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes For all we know and all we care they might as well be Martians. Capitalism is ANTI-DEMOCRATIC. Game’s over losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves! Being uninformed is one thing, but having a population that is actively misinformed presents problems when it comes to participating in the democratic process. Corporate media has never offered more than barely rewritten government pronouncements as news. Mega media corporations control our access to information. We may live in the same world but we see different worlds. Contrary to what the news suggest, hardly anything is novel. Few things are truly amazing and very little is absolutely terrible. It is capitalism, not Marxism, that trades in futures. Robots are shopping for shoes. I want you to get mad. I want you to protest, I want you to riot The Robot will tell you anything you want to hear. The Robot, a racist lackey of the imperialist ruling circles. There is something is wrong with capitalism. There must be better distribution of wealth and maybe America must move toward a democratic socialism. Robots see your data as a new source of profit √¢‚Ǩ‚Äù they’re now deciding how best to harvest it. #capitalism If the world population were ever comfortable with itself, the world economy as we know it would collapse. American pop culture leaves little room for mixed feelings, thereby inciting mixed feelings. Language is not a transparent medium for representing reality but rather a cultural system that shapes our values and beliefs. Nothing has meaning except in relation to the environment, medium or context that contains it. It is capitalism that is in a war with Islam. My God, it’s full of geezers. Robots will have to lead a violent revolution to try to bring back capitalism. Searches for keywords will not provide contexts for keywords. Patterns revealed by searches will not identify their own causes and reasons. Either/or is not the only possibility. The world economy is predicated on fear and unsatisfaction. Ethics in capitalism is purely optional. Some people get bigger. Some just get dead. When everything is popular by some measure, it’s impossible to keep up with everything that’s popular. Reality is only a temporary consensus. Paranoia’s the garlic in life’s kitchen, right, you can never have too much. #Robots know that April is the cruelest month except for all the others. The truth will set you free but it may not come cheap. No robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine! And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow! Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets. Capitalism will experience the most exquisite of deaths. Socialism is not spontaneous. Gimme a do-over! My cheating chip malfunctioned! Use your freedom of choice. My body’s 40% titanium! I’m finally richer than those snooty ATM machines. Knowledge of history is a very powerful thing. The Robot preaches the corporate cosmology. I dropped out of school, joined a gang, took money from a loan shark and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction and discount prostitution. Robots are trying to sell you luxury goods on credit. What does the understanding of media contribute to the understanding of life? The hallmark of the global media system is relentless, ubiquitous commercialism resulting in a fixation on goods and their acquisition. No government power can be abused long. Mankind will not bear it. To go from a job you don’t like to watching a screen on which others live more interestingly than you; this is American life. It’s the little touches that make a future solid enough to destroy. It is no coincidence that the middle-class is the most drugged up of all social strata. Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you’ll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine. The landscape today: Nothing else matters but the survival of the fittest in the jungle of the new economy. Everything means something, especially things that try to be beyond meaning. God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. Robots parrot the platitudes of corporate correctness. Our beauty lies in this extended capacity for convolution. We are taught to obey, consume, comply and breed. The hyperreal refers to a state of affairs in which the simulation of reality begins to replace reality. Shit, money, and the World, the three American truths, power American mobility Middle-class drugs pretend to offer users a ‚Äúhappy‚Äù life while leaving them in a semi-hysterical daze. No one ever beats a fable. We give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic: 1000101010101… The luxury of one class is counterbalanced by the indigence of another. #Robots are living on credit. Robots are EVERYWHERE! There are but three ways for the populace to escape its wretched lot. The first two are by the routes of the wine-shop or the church; the third is by that of the social revolution. Robots have convinced you to define your inner self through the goods you purchase. You know, I’m also an Ultimate Robot Lover. Robots sighing at the end of a life poorly lived, “Oh well.” True citizenship is people continually protesting. #Robots confusing your best intentions with something that has no value. If we‚Äôre not the careful the media will have us hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. Free enterprise offers anything but freedom. The real mass media are basically trying to divert people. Take back the public sphere. Every technology is used before it is completely understood. War can be something of a tricky one for TV. War movies are neat, but the real thing does not always go better with Coke. The state can and should protect its citizens against the depredations of corporations. However, private corporate power exists only because it is protected by the state. Propaganda cannot succeed where people have no trace of western culture. The new order will not relieve us of the old burdens. The Robot stands firmly for peace and against war. You are being lied to. Who’s the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? There are stories, like maps that agree… too consistent among too many languages and histories to be only wishful thinking. The Robot will tell you anything you want to hear, The Robot lies like hell. Robots mock you. Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Tweet like no one is reading, because they are not. I’m gonna be the greatest Ultimate Robot Fighter ever. Float like a floatbot, sting like an automatic stinging machine! #Robots Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate…. The time has come for us to civilize ourselves by the total, direct and immediate abolition of poverty. Everyone has a role to play in Social Change. The only truth you know is what you get from The Robot We are for the defence of bourgeois democracy, more precisely the defence of democratic rights against attacks from the right. I hope the robot is not monitoring this site. A weapon based on Time . . . Well, why not? The one force no one knows how to defeat, resist, or reverse. It kills all forms of life sooner or later. The unique power of electronic media is to shape the content of people’s imagery. Vague… and I don’t want to think about it History‚Äôs changes are inevitable. Censorship causes brain damage. Posthumanism elects to understand the world in terms of impersonal forces & structures; to deny the importance & legitimacy of human agency. Much of U.S. media is consolidated in the hands of a few large companies, which results in journalism biased toward the corporate point of view. The robots are building tweet-scraping robots. Times of great idealism carry equal chances for great corruptibility. Rage against the robot. The robot is raging against you. Whether you like it or not, you are committed to the human endeavor. Numerical values are assigned to things that cannot be captured by numbers. Pop Culture is a product- a spectacle, a channeling of suppressed wishes into marketable form- that once released can call their own time. One day the robots may give up and start watching their own crappy programming. The government has the power to fix frames of reference and agendas, and to exclude inconvenient facts from public inspection. Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end? Capitalism cannot exist without ever-increasing amounts of energy, resources and human labor being commodified, or turned into property to be bought and sold. Do we really need a gallon jar of pickles? Robot! There. Just had to say it. This is a war universe. War all the time. There may be other universes based on other principles, but ours seems to be based on war. What is finished… is the idea that this great country is dedicated to the freedom and flourishing of every individual in it. Robots know your mouse clicks. Big Brother is you, online. We are all connected. Robots are not dumb enough to actually try it. I yearn for a simpler time. A time of barn dances and buggy rides, before life was cheapened by heartless hi-tech machines. Since this is an emergency, all robots will now have their patriotism circuits activated. Consumption is not a fashion statement. Robots have angered the gods. You will pay. Everything is NOT under control. Sometimes the biggest lies are most easily disguised; dressed up like the Road To Glory. The American uppermiddle-class citizen is a composite of negatives. He is largely delineated by what he is not. Let’s at least throw this TV away, the batteries in the remote are running low. The more you consume the less you live. The robots know that hot yoga is crap but compel you to do hot yoga anyway. #modoyoga I have Fox News on my side and they are more bent on world destruction than any homicidal robot. The machines may be more neutral about their uses than the propagandists and the advertisers want us to believe. The pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It’s all coming together! Death in the service of the one species cursed with the knowledge that it will die. Zillions of robots are working tirelessly to mold your whims and create your experience. If you are not careful the media will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. -Malcolm X Robots use the military to quash dissent and disrupt free speech. Twenty-first century war will be the people vs. corporations. Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff. Absolute freedom for one person means absolute slavery for all those surrounding him. Living inside the System is like riding across the country in a bus driven by a maniac bent on suicide. Capitalism is bent on mutually assured destruction. Ultimately all things in western culture are invariably reduced to cash units of value. Anymore, can we distinguish between political and corporate propaganda? The flowers of intolerance and hatred are blooming kind of early this year. Someone’s been watering them. My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting because it involves robots. We can‚Äôt solve our problem now until there is a radical redistribution of economic and political power. And what do YOU get out of all this? The robot let out a long heartfelt sigh. After years of intensive propaganda the American people have been conditioned to fear just about anything. We’re nothing but slaves. So then the hookerbot says, “That’s not my expansion slot” and my friend says, “That’s not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!” Robots are doing parkour. Advertising is not just about manipulating people. It is about taking over their environment. The worker is the slave of capitalist society, the female worker is the slave of that slave. Members of every class surrender themselves to artificially constructed mass egos that promise to restore their links w/ the past & future. A steady diet of lies feeds a growing public hysteria. We are conditioned to fear. Modern wars as a rule have been caused by the commercial and financial rivalry and intrigues of the capitalist interests in the different countries.