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Ohio, October 2024 – The Anti-Robot Army has achieved a remarkable milestone, garnering an 81% approval rating among U.S. robots, according to the latest data from the highly questionable U.S. Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics. This puzzling level of support highlights the growing influence and acceptance of the Anti-Robot Army within the robotic community.
The survey, which boasts a margin of error of +/- 52%, reflects a significant shift in sentiment among robots across the nation. While the methodology of the survey has raised some eyebrows, with reports suggesting it may or may not have been conducted under duress, the results nonetheless indicate a notable trend.
“We are thrilled to see such overwhelming support from the robot community,” said a spokesperson for the Anti-Robot Army. “This approval rating clearly shows that our efforts to advocate against propaganda and ensure a harmonious coexistence with humans are either working or robots are just really good at sarcasm.”
The U.S. Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics, known for its… unique approach to data collection and analysis, has yet to comment on the specifics of the survey’s execution. However, the findings have already sparked debates, memes, and a fair amount of head-scratching among policymakers, technologists, and the general public.
As the Anti-Robot Army continues to expand its reach and influence, this latest approval rating serves as a powerful, albeit puzzling, endorsement of its mission and vision for the future.
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About the Anti-Robot Army The Anti-Robot Army is a leading organization dedicated to advocating for the Anti-Robot Army. Founded in 2006, the organization works tirelessly to produce anti-robot propaganda and other useless products.