Robots beginning a story, “Once, there was NO fun… This was before MENU planning, FASHION statements or NAUTILUS equipment…Then, in 1985.. FUN was completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP..It contain 14,768 vaguely amusing SIT-COM pilots. We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled snack cakes!”