Conspiracy Theories

Please research these and get back to me.

Unleaded gas is a hoax. Lead is actually good for you.
The illuminati are responsible for over one million pet disappearances a year.
Bill Gates and George Soros are implanting surveillance devices in 1/2″ and 3/4″ drywall.
UFOs are really time machines.
Tide Pods are made to look like candy in order to weed out the stupid thus clearing the way for marginally smarter people to take over the world. – The real great replacement plot.
Subliminal advertising is why people buy enormous vehicles.
Barak Obama can levitate birds.
Soylent Green is people.
Donald Trump stole my mom’s car.

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